It is very difficult to introduce a new airline, many routes are saturated with long time competitors, and just how much can you differentiate one flight from another. If you don’t want to fight based on price, you better offer a better way to get somewhere. Kululu Airlines of South Africa decided to do just that, make your trip fun, enjoyable and quick, by poking fut at themselves and others.
You will notice all the great text on the outside of the plane, I love the “Secret Agent Code” one. Not only does Kulula have interesting planes to look at (or laugh at), they carry their sense of humor onboard as well. Here are a few of the reported “goofs” during flights:
A very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot Â said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be Â turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance Â the appearance of your flight attendants.”
On landing, the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of your Â belongings.. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.”
“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.”
” Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth . To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t Â know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”
“Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in Â the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!”
“We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of Kulula Airways.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light ’em, you can smoke ’em.”
For more information visit the Kulula Airlines website.